Ya gotta love the whole "use your car stereo as a speakerphone" thing, because you get exposed - fully amplified, in surround, with subwoofers 'n everything - to all sortsa random talks that people seem to imagine nobody else can hear outside of their car, which is conveniently reverberating a completely intrusive & totally un-ignorable siren call from the voices thundering inside.


What I'm trying to say, here, is you can overhear - with zero effort - more conversations about fascinatingly debauched sexual hookups & sporadic drug deals than you could at a 90s rave, simply by being coincidently parked next to someone using this magical communication technology at a stop light.

Isn't technology great?

Neil Kull